ANOTHER ACTUAL CONVERSATION OVERHEARD AT MY HOME

(i can only hear my dad's end of the convo)

DAD: Do we have "High-Speed Inter-Net"?
MOM: (indistinct answer)
DAD: Oh, we DO?? Good!!
MOM: (indistinct response)
DAD: I don't know what the hell it is, but apparently, we can't live without it.