ACTUAL CONVERSATION OVERHEARD AT MY HOME--
(My parents are watching the news - special feature on technology.)

dad: "what the hell's an ipod?"
mom: "i have no idea, i only know that they say it holds over a thousand songs"
dad: "that's sure a helluva lot more than i know."
mom: "well, whatever it is, i'm sure we don't need it."
dad:"you got that right. . 'ipod' "

NO KIDDING, that was the actual conversation. I'm still laughing.